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From George Silvani
One of
the best European deployments I ever made was one in which
our
Tincan, the USS Steven Potter, sailed independently in northern
European
waters
for a few months before joining the seventh fleet in the
Mediterranean. We conducted a couple of short anti-submarine
exercises
with the
British and the Norwegian Navies, but most of the time we
operated
singly to show the flag at a few Scandinavian capitals as well
as
British,
French, and German ports. While on liberty in Glasgow, a few of
us
noticed young pretty, Scottish lassies wearing colorful tam
o'shanters: Brilliant multi-colored, round, flat-top hats with
tassels
attached
in the center. I thought that Helen might like to have a tam;
so I
purchased one and wore it back to the ship.
A
crewman, Petty Officer First Class, Joe Sherry, Electrician
Mate
First, spotted the hat and immediately offered to buy it from
me,
but I put
him off explaining that I purchased it for my wife. To add a
bit of
color to the dull, green bulkheads of my cabin, I hung the tam
on
a
porthole wrench. While going through officer's country to make
a
routine
inspection of lights, blowers, and other electrical equipment,
Petty
Officer Sherry saw the hat. He asked if he could just try it on
and
look at
himself in the mirror. The guy wanted the tam o'shanter so
badly
that he offered me double the price I paid for it! I wasn't
about to
make a couple of bucks off a sailor, so casually and in an off-
hand
manner I said," Go ahead and take the darned thing. It's yours
if
you wear
it at a Captain's inspection some time." Then I proceeded to
forget
about the tam.
For Captain's personnel inspection, the crew is formed into
divisions
about the main deck. Carried out properly the inspection can
make for
an impressive military ceremony. To prepare for inspection
sailors
spend a lot of time and effort to spruce up their best uniform,
spit-shine shoes, get fresh haircuts, and don spotless white
hats. An
inspection was scheduled. When the crew was mustered and the
division
officers
reported their divisions ready for inspection, the Captain was
notified, "Ship's company ready for your inspection, sir." He
proceeded
down
lines of sailors standing at rigid attention. As he passed a man
he
might
adjust a neckerchief or congratulate a sailor wearing a new
"crow
insignia"
on his sleeve that signified a recent promotion in rate. When
the
inspection party rounded the after 5-inch, 38 gun mount, the "E"
division
in
which Sherry was standing at attention came into view. He was
wearing
the tam. The chroma of color standing out from the Navy-haze-
gray-painted bulkhead, surrounded by dark uniforms and white
hats was
dazzling.
I was stunned! If the Captain were to ask Sherry about his
bizarre
behavior, and he answered that the Executive Officer told him to
wear it
at inspection, I would have a lot of explaining to do.
Captain
Almgren had a great personality and a fine sense of
humor. Noting this strange and unmilitary-like behavior, he
must have
sensed
something was afoot to get some sort of reaction out of him. He
proceeded
more slowly down the line silently pausing before each man:
Scrutinizing each sailor from head to toe, then staring directly
in the
guy's
face to make eye contact before going on to the next one. The
Captain
didn't vary the routine when he got to Sherry. To Sherry's
credit
and my relief, he stood silently, rigid, and didn't bat an eye.
After the
Captain had inspected the last man, he turned to me and
said,
"George, I am very pleased with the crew. The men presented a
sharp
military bearing which show the results of their thorough
preparation. You may secure from inspection."
I sent
the master-at-arms to tell Sherry I wanted to see him in my
cabin -
presto. When he arrived I asked him,"What in the hell do you
think you
were doing?" You told me I could keep the tam If I wore at
inspection. I had just about given up on the idea Sir, but I
laid bets
around
the ship that I couldn't pay off if I chickened out."
FAST
FORWARD A HALF CENTURY
Petty
Officer Sherry recently contacted me for a photo to use in an
album he
is putting together of his shipmates from the USS Steven
Potter.
What follows are bits of his memory of the tam-o'shanter affair
which,
from his perspective, are somewhat similar to mine.
"I
spotted the tam when you came back aboard wearing it from
playing
golf. I offered to buy it from you on many occasions, but you
were firm
in your answer, "No". However, I pestered you so much, I think
you
decided that this would be a good way to shut me up. This was
your
idea -
not mine - to wear it at inspection. At the time I thought that
was
the only
way to get it from you. I figured no guts, no blue chips.
Besides I
figured you would forewarn Captain Almgren."
"As I
stood in line for the inspection, I waited till the
Captain
was about four men away. It was then I took off my white hat and
replaced
it with the tam. I had it in my mind to stand at attention and
stare
straight ahead. He stopped in front of me and looked me up
first,
then
down. There were beads of sweat on me. He then moved to the next
man: No
smile, no raised eyebrows, no surprise, no nothing. Phew! The
captain
never mentioned it to me or any one else I know of. After the
inspection I went to you to claim my prize, and thank you for
warning the
Captain
- and you said you didn't. I damned near dropped right there."
The
Electrician's Mate First Class, Joe Sherry, still has the
tam-o'shanter
and has offered to return it to me. I informed him that
since he
has taken such good care of it for over a half century, it
should
remain in his keep. Sherry is still attracted to wearing bright
colors,
however. A shipmate recently e-mailed me a photo of him on a
San
Francisco street wearing shorts that reveal a pair of
socks: One
green the
other red, to match the Tincan's port and starboard running
lights.
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